Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.
A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.