I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.