Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.