Blasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.

Faith is believing things you know aint true

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in.

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.