Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.
A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.
Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.