You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

They did not know it was impossible so they did it

It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

Our Congresses consist of Christians. In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all, and do it without shame. Because honor to party is above honor to themselves.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

There is no humor in heaven.

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.