I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark TwainI cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.
Mark TwainI don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
Mark Twain