Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

Whatever you say, say it with conviction

You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

It is your human environment that makes climate