When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.

I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.