It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

Talent without work is useless, thank God

great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?

None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.