It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

Dance like nobody's looking.

Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.