Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

When you catch an adjective, kill it.

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.