The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.

Experience comes from bad judgment.

There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.