The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

It is better to give than receive- especially advice.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

If the world ends, I'll just head on down to Kentucky because they're always 20 years behind.

Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.