...heaven for climate, and hell for society.

You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time or interest they deserve. We lavish gifts upon them; but the most precious gift, our personal association, which means so much to them, we give grudgingly.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.