When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.