When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.

He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.