Congress: America's only true criminal class.

I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people do.

God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.

Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.