There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.