His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

The secret of making progress is to get started.