Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

...one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God.

Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.