On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.
Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.
A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer.
Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.