[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.
Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.
You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand.
Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.