I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.
Mark TwainAstonishing things can be done with the human memory if you will devote it faithfully to one particular line of business.
Mark TwainThe conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.
Mark TwainWords are only painted fire, a look is the fire itself. She gave that look, and carried it away to the treasury of heaven, where all things that are divine belong.
Mark TwainI am technically "boss" of the family which I am carrying along-but I am grateful to know that it is only technically - that the real authority rests on the other side of the house. It is placed there by a beneficent Providence, who foresaw before I was born, or, if he did not, he has found it out since - that I am not in any way qualified to travel alone.
Mark Twain