I've never let my school interfere with my education.

It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

I would not rob you of your food or your clothes or your umbrella, but if I caught your German out I would take it. But I don't study any more,- I have given it up.

If books are not good company, where shall I find it?