Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

I try never to let my schooling get in the way of my education.

Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.

When your watch gets out of order you have choice of two things to do: throw it in the fire or take it to the watch-tinker. The former is the quickest.

We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.