Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it.

I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.