When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

Whatever you say, say it with conviction

But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.