I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
Mark TwainThe way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.
Mark TwainWell - Patriotism has its laws. And it also is a perfectly definite one, there are not vaguenesses about it. It commands that the brother over the border shall be sharply watched and brought to book every time he does us a hurt or offends us with an insult.
Mark Twain