Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

We like to read about rich people in the newspapers; the papers know it, and they do their best to keep this appetite liberally fed.

More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.