All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.
Mark TwainThere are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Mark TwainLiterature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value.
Mark TwainThe average man is what his environment and his superstitions have made him; and their function is to make him an ass. He can't add up three or four new circumstances together and perceive what they mean; it is beyond him. He is not capable of observing for himself; he has to get everything at second-hand. If what are miscalled the lower animals were as silly as man is, they would all perish from the earth in a year.
Mark Twain