Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

The Christian Bible is a drug store. It´s contents have remained the same but the medical practice continues. For 1,800 years these changes were slight--scarcely noticeable... The dull and ignorant physician day and night, and all the days and all the nights, drenched his patient with vast and hideous doses of the most repulsive drugs to be found in the store´s stock. He kept him religion sick for eighteen centuries, and allowed him not a well day during all that time.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own - but I wish to sell out

Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.