We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened - Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well that looked kind of reasonable, so I didn't say nothing against it, because I've seen a frog lay most as many, so of course It could be done.

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

It were not best that we should all think alike.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.