If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it. Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.