If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her.

They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.