If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.

And so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.