Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.
It were not best that we should all think alike.
Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.