Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.