There is no humor in heaven.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.