God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
If I had been helping the Almighty when he created man, I would have had him begin at the other end, and start human beings with old age. How much better to start old and have all the bitterness and blindness of age in the beginning!
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
Imagination labors best in distant fields.
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.