There is no humor in heaven.

He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.