Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.

If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.

Even popularity can be overdone. In Rome, along at first, you are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by, you only regret that you didn't see him do it.

If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.