Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

The self taught man seldom knows anything accurately, and he does not know a tenth as much as he could have known if he had worked under teachers, and besides, he brags, and is the means of fooling other thoughtless people into going and doing as he himself has done.

Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought -a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.