I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.
Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.
A German joke is no laughing matter.
... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.