Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others.

Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

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isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.