That is a society editor, sitting there elegantly dressed, with his legs crossed in that indolent way, observing the clothes the ladies wear, so that he can describe them for his paper and make them out finer than they are and get bribes for it and become wealthy.
Mark TwainYou cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you
Mark TwainThe slowness of one section of the world about adopting the valuable ideas of another section of it is a curious thing and unaccountable.
Mark TwainWhen I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.
Mark Twain