There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.