I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

Use the right word, not its second cousin.

Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.

Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Youths and maidens. Fresh adults. Older ones. Men and women of 40. Of 50. Of 60. Of 70. Of 80. Of 100. The command does not distribute its burden equally, and cannot. It is not hard upon the three sets of children.

Man - a figment of God's imagination.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.