I am only human, although I regret it.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Supposing is good, but finding out is better.
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.
Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.
Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.