The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting
Mark TwainSatan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
Mark TwainMemories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.
Mark TwainBy "trampling upon the helpless abroad" with unchecked surveillance, Americans have learned, "by a natural process, to endure with apathy the like at home."
Mark Twain