The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves into correctness, knowing it will never visit his bereaved ear again.

It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.