The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves into correctness, knowing it will never visit his bereaved ear again.

Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.

I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians