When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race - and of ours - sexual intercourse!It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!

It is your human environment that makes climate

We can't reach old age by another man's road.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.