Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

I felt it was my duty to praise all of God's works with fervent enthusiasm. At the same time I killed flies in my house in a spirit of hatred, exasperation and contempt. My praise to God for all his works was dishonest, the act of killing the fly was honest.

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.