The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
Mark TwainI am trying to get the hang of this new fangled writing machine, but I am not making a shining success of it. However, this is the first attempt I have ever made & yet I perceive I shall soon & easily acquire a fine facility in its use. ... The machine has several virtues. I believe it will print faster than I can write. One may lean back in his chair & work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around. Of course it saves paper.
Mark TwainAn enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.
Mark TwainDon't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain