isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.
Mark TwainI used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.
Mark TwainThe people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.
Mark Twain