It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.

It is better to give than receive- especially advice.

There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.