It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought -a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!