the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.
Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.