The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.
I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.