There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought -a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

To say a compliment well is a high art and few possess it.

Use the right word, not its second cousin.