Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.