Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it.

If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. When in doubt, tell the truth. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently