Progressive improvement beats delayed perfection.
If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.
One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.