Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer.

I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.